Didier Lannoy
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A strange suicide anyway ...
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There was once a elsewhere in the world, a guy who declared himself the son of God and
- His mother was desperate ! She thought he was completely frosted!
distributed in pubs and at the entrance of supermarkets, at the door of the salon and before the elevator shafts, photocopies of his family tree establishing that he was the illegitimate son of Iavhé obscure and not a descendant of the prophet Abraham (aka Ibrahim ) or the Prophet Muhammad ...
This fast-talking guy, hunk, nerdy pontiff, appearing peplum of unemployed and probably was a little schizo
- To meet the needs of his son, neglected by the Almighty (who had crossed quickly after woman, pregnant), abandoned by Joseph (whose health was fragile and is quickly passed from life to death) but ... always very friendly, the young widow mother had long been forced to prostitute in seedy bars of the old city of Jerusalem ... where it offered sexual services offered and the rest of her beautiful body sanctified officers, NCOs, corporals and soldiers of the Roman army of occupation!
became by force of circumstances, the coach, the impresario, the manager and
- Only thirty years after the fellow left the house of his elderly mother ... he always returned to the kitchen gobble and crash the night before the big TV, after chillin in town all day, with his gang! He had never managed to convince Mary Magdalene or another toeing the host, to work for him to wash his dirty clothes and prepare him to eat every day ... while emptying his balls regularly!
the protector of his mother ...
This guy ... very emaciated by excesses of any kind (wine beefy, good food, cannabis, cocaine, amphetamines, bad moves he rode with his band of apostles and cops who ran them to the train) and ... by the doubts that often the pincers and the remorse that sometimes the gnawing ... also experiencing difficulties in recovering missions rotten he had to do, as residual native working for the Empire, in the Golan Heights in southwestern Syria, Beirut or the road to Damascus, the West Bank, Gaza, the Sinai Peninsula and in various other parts of the Middle East ... this guy was
Jésuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
suicide
- In the sublime, the artist! On the cross! Like a star! At the top of Golgotha where the theater people ... plastronneur could finally give the full measure of his talent ! His performance has remained in our memories! And not only because it was the last!
in strange circumstances, so far not clearly elucidated 2.
1 The storyteller remembers
- For nearly three months before being fired as messy!
given gleefully
- These are the Christian Brothers themselves who had asked him: "In place of a sick brother to complete ... your schedule .... " And he replied: "Of course, if I can be of service ...." And they asked again: "You know you pull through?" And the storyteller was (after being kicked out of a Jesuit college, in Mbanza Mboma, the storyteller had any interest to cling to this new job) replied: "Of course! This is not exactly my expertise, but I'll manage and I will do my best! "
religion courses to students at the former Institute of Architecture (ISA) Academy of Fine Arts (ABA), where he also taught, for better or worse, the construction law and African literature ... in Kinshasa, many years ago ... and transported to the other side of the world and
- Looks like it itches ... it tickles and itches on it ... and he can not remember! Braille Dierckx Monik ... He probably old scores to settle with curetaille!
continues to tell stories ...
two thieves, fearful of being accused wrongly
- It has nothing to do! There was nothing to steal, this guy was in my underwear!
a crime they certainly did not commit, conspire in the dark:
will we make believe the theologians, anthropologists and other researchers with truffles and diamonds as type, at night, hunted and chased by wild boars, evil spirits, wolves, witches, or big dogs with huge teeth ... was, himself, to escape his pursuers, climbed the first tree that came at daybreak, s is proved
- Ouuuui, good version ... what it is worth ... you can always try ... But for the nails, though, what is proposed as an explanation?
- Nails? Easy! We will say that they were placed there to serve the man, so that the fellow remains attached to the tree as a bat asleep, and Acrobat does not fall during sleep in jaws of predators ...
- Ouuuais ... Not sure we can convince the flicards a business like ... Let us fly!
be a cross?
Two people have potentially suspicious been identified by surveillance cameras: a bald skull tattooed on the back and an old man hooded ... a penguin who, in his flight, dropped his wooden leg on the scene ... These two people are actively sought by the police ...
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