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My duty holiday: Some news days - 3
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- Encoooooooore!
So some news last days (qnddj3). I hope, by diffusing them, continue to offend, to upset, to annoy ... and most certainly not meet market expectations . God
- Even his love is second-hand!
is incapable of feeling human emotions . A fireball descends, descends, slides down the hill, through a fence and struck a hearse rolling down below, on a country road leading to a village where nothing ever happens. The driver managed to escape before police arrived. A corpse, hidden inside the vehicle, in a carved wooden chest, was arrested and is at the police station where he was interviewed by investigators who
- The individual claimed to have been electrocuted while playing with battery cables!
force him to confess the unspeakable (having set fire to the wings of chickens sisters of the Catholic school, having forced Mona Lisa to remove her niqab before photographing naked in a laundry room) and to this end him kick in the head in the loo bowl, spittoon or
- Confess!
- Everything but the stoup, chefs! I am ready to confess whatever you want! But, please, do not m'incarcérez Hasselt prison: they serve fries without mayonnaise!
bidet waste water blessed. A princess (having taken a vow of abstinence and not bear being touched ... except grass, wind, sun and rain) and a shepherd (who grew up in a dump Nairobi) can they search for truffles together? How Ardennes forest, the princesses were they allowed
- You remove your dress?
- And you, you keep your socks and your pants ?
shepherds to marry? Zero Tolerance! Impunity cops (insults and violence to the homeless and asylum seekers, raids of bars and lunch halls of buildings, hunting for Roma and tanned, forced evictions and evacuations, insults and humiliations, chases, perjury and false accusations, forced confessions, controls for age, sex, race, the mouth, the cap or tattooing, religion and political opinion), it finiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Let's put a contract
- But blunder not to lose his identity papers and nationality in the fight?
on the heads of cops involved in the manhunt, the raids and search operations, the sessions of "recovery" and beatings. Let us in resistance. Tendons ambushes. Kings and queens do not always meet the ringing of the bell and never sign autographs. Barack Obama either (squatting, perplexed, boring slabs of oil on a beach in Louisiana). Neither
- What's her name?
the President of the People's Republic of China. Not even the Pope out of his apartment ... And especially not on Monday, rest day of pastry and priests, merchants and manufacturers of sacred species. Suffering from panic attacks since he was abandoned
- Outdoors! Accompanied by two thugs (who tried to shed their ties * using the lubricant of condoms used by shégués shine pumps Monusco troopers of the Army or the Roman Occupation)!
on the cross, God is able to experience feelings inhuman . A guardian of geese or a half-worldly
- And the other half, it hides what?
walking in a public park at night, the arm of a cellist ... it seeks in the breast pockets of his shirt and buttocks in the back pockets of his jeans. Will they commit a crime? Cops and priests take up position on rooftops and balconies of surrounding buildings. They ensure, bandage, rebuke, criticize. What is this competitive sport whose goal is to catch the panties of his opponent and never let go ... S'arcboutent bodies, intertwined, fly ... until one of two wrestlers on a slip syringe, Mollard or a puddle of urine and is featured on the back, no ass, legs at right angles, to thank you for another? Rabbit
- But maybe it is Cannabis **... that would have resurrected after many, many grow up ... and gained a few pounds?
Sukin bites of everything. Even the palm of my left hand that strokes it. Even the handles of the pan in which, for my revenge, I'm going to cook this psychopath with white wine and consecrated hosts. us put heritage World of Humanity the penal colonies of Cayenne and Nosy-Lava , transit camps and extermination Breendonk and Auschwitz-Birkenau Zoo, Guantanamo, chicken coops and rabbit hutches human Gaza, the site of the mine disaster Bois du Cazier, the valleys of Swat and the Indus in Pakistan, the Sun City of Port-au-Prince, forests and countryside of Congo which were perpetrated war crimes and crimes against humanity
- Between March 1993 and June 2003?
the reign of Leopold II ***, Ground Zero, Hiroshima or Nagasaki. You go to bed at a normal time and when you wake up (bison have finished loading in your head all night, rain, fog), you're dead. Wizards lead a very ordinary existence. They wear suits every day, even Sundays. They suffer from rheumatism, live in public housing and shop on foot (at Lidl or Aldi). Sometimes, they meet by night ... and hurt a fly. Are you able to immediately identify
- A taste bitter or bland? A crunchy or chewy texture?
lips that can hurt you? And if I put question marks after some of my sentences, it is probably for decoration, to look pretty?
And voila! These are my latest updates from the last few days. Are you reassured? Will I continue to offend as many ... and I know withstand market expectations?
* At this time we do not cut the hands of thieves ...
** Cannabis famous degus, is (with God and the tram left the rails 81) a character featured series "Huppe ass (click: http://huppecul2.blogspot.com/ ). It also appears (and disappears forever) in "The infoutus of Life" (click: http://infoutus.blogspot.com/2010/04/les-infoutus-6-dun-vide-technique-la. html )
*** About this bad guy, you can also read " Leopold Two (video game) ", (in the series" The Belgian Tintin, click: http://labelgiquetintiniste.blogspot.com/2010/04/la-belgique-tintiniste-leopold- deux.html ) and " Leopold II, King of Kahel " (in dispatches "Anaco, Series 3," click : http://anaco3.over-blog.net/article-anaco-3---leopold-ii-roi-de-kahel-45848011.html )
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