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The global crisis has not spared the company Catholic
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mordieu *, what you recognize, among all children of God, those attending
- Do not spit! Do not waste a drop! Engoulant without chewing! Gobez! Splashy! As an oyster or a Mollard What! Slurp! Once back home, you can always brush your teeth with toothpaste mint or vaginal gel to your mom!
priests and who regularly swallow their sperm? A their breath shit, their voices too slender, their silk handkerchiefs or their gold cross, their lips spotty, their laryngeal cancer?
But Zounds, that one day
- probably were there limitations?
- Yes, but ... no, yes ... but not exactly ! With approximately 3500 euros per month pension, how do you expect it so?
bishops and priests forced to resign or admitted to emeritus stopped paying their tithing to the families of young Jesus. And scandals erupted. Everywhere, everywhere, everywhere. United States, Belgium, Ireland, Philippines, Korea, Colombia ... and soon in Congo ... or, more accurately, nursing homes and care Brussels, Ixelles, Jette or Schaarbeek where many missionaries pensioners of the former Belgian Congo marinate, and languishing bandouillent in their soiled diapers, trying to forget the depravity of the past?
Cordieu is that it is far today, the centuries annals of the past! The global crisis, in fact, has not spared
price - down! Church attendance leaded! Competitive football, game shows, Islam and revival church! Practice of the sacraments being constantly decreasing! Seminars deserted! Scarcity of miracles and apparitions!
Business Catholic. Money laundering is now tightly controlled! Missions-fazendas-plantations and mining investments (in South Africa or elsewhere) does not yield as much as before! Managers and agents are not even respected by clients of the company: they are suspected, they are accused, they were denounced ...
And now he'll have to checkout and compensate
- The salopiauds! Naughty coco! Angels pervert! Fouling of the nest!
this band then : the choirboys, the postulants and seminarians, nieces and nephews of the archpriest or prelate, Scouts and Cub Scouts, children's music theory, choir, children's catechism , children of communion, children gymnastics , children's JA , children placed in institutions or in foster home , children boarding or orphanage disabled children, autistic and visually impaired , the street children , sellers of boiled eggs and cola nuts, guards and car shining shoes, ngembos the shégués witches and children ... buy the silence of biquette and
- and their parents! Families without shame, including malicious complaints are driven by greed!
of lambs ...
Pursangdieu! Coping and bail out the company? Crisis meeting at Castel Gandolfo? Ettore Gotti Tedeschi, author of "Money and Paradise" (a book subtitled "The Catholics and the Economy Global "), president of the Institute of Religious Works IOR and the Vatican banker (which, as such, subject to an investigation Rome prosecutors for violating the Anti-Money Laundering) Will it
- A Sunday! The Lord's Day!
lengthy consultation received by Pope Benedict XVI at the end of the Angelus? On this occasion, the Holy Spirit blows he's a great idea for two buddies: to pay
- But how to get it, leader? The unions will never agree!
- Not difficult! We call upon the drama of the Love Parade in Duisburg and its 21 martyrs and blessed! We will argue that the presale tickets Mass should allow organizers to know the exact number of followers who intend to travel and better frame ** the event ...
popular gatherings and meetings papal pastoral visits, prayer vigils, marches with torches, throwing flags and paths cross, the entrances of churches and cemeteries, access to confessional and bench communion and
- Mbongo Ezanga? Not worth disturbing the priest! Keep your cool dying (in the basement, the reservation or the pantry)! No last rites as long as the family does not assessed will and will not collect money!
even in paradise? Processions pay. Entrances to the church pay. Charging for home visits. Numbering of seats. Reservations, subscriptions, discounts. Fines transactional
- A sacristan will he the task of smashing a prie-dieu on the heads of fraudsters who, after being duly confessed and masturbated, seek to leave the church backwards, not repented?
proposed to penitents. Back indulgences. Installation of vending machines for pre-consecrated hosts Pay ...
And during that time, jarnidieu, Monsignor Vangheluwe, former Bishop of Bruges, errs in a Trappist abbey to another, moving from the Westmalle Westvletteren ... always looking to introduce young minds to the mysteries and political economy of love ... It would, at last, Westmalle left to find refuge elsewhere ... Rôderait it around the abbey school of Zevenkerken? Would it have been admitted to a psychiatric institution and cared Pittem he serious injury to the soul and the anus that
- God be praised!
does not prohibit him from kneeling, but unable to make it sit?
Thus, in early twenty-first century, the company she is Catholic in crisis! The égliiiiiiiiise is criseuuuuuuuuuuse ! Ventredieu, what other dramatic developments can we expect in the coming days, months and years ahead? The small boilers, still virgin, she will be seen (and filmed) buying a pregnancy test in a pharmacy of Nazareth? The child Jesus is he abandoned by his parents (fleeing the explosion
- I was in bed with Joseph! I had to get up to warm the bottle's small! The earth shook "We came out a disaster! We could not go!
Gaucheret Street, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, in Schaerbeek) during a move precipitated? Reduced to a secular lord Vangheluwe change there name and will he call Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, he will renounce to build a church or a synagogue near the shameful Abu Ghraib prison or Ghetto dishonorable (the gigantic "camp confinement" of an entire population: men and women, old men and children, Muslims and Christians, believers and the indifferent, fighters and sybarites) Band Gaza Will it allegiance to Satan (Iblis or alias Chaytan) and will there for my lawful wife Lady Gaga (aka Stefani Angelina Joanne Germanotta) or Deets von Teese (aka Heather Renee Sweet )? A plane-slave Vatican Airlines, en route to Paradise, he will be forced
- On board, an unruly passenger caused disturbances! Having managed to free himself from his handcuffs, he tried to raise against the other passengers and crew accompanying muscular!
to turn back to return to land in Rome? Threatened by the rising waters of the Dead Sea and the Jordan (or by an earthquake in Haiti or by a landslide in Mexico or British or an invasion of ants in Togo or by floods in Pakistan or a forest fire in Russia), Jesus will come down there to his cross, he will abandon filming the last scene, will he evacuated by helicopter or raft and he decides to go straight home to his father? Suffering from prostate cancer, having lost all his teeth, abandoned by his wives, his saints (now self-employed vendors who work at small businesses: the sharpening of cutting tools, defoaming roofs, cracking off the acorns, and the déviergeage prostitution children, etc. ... each working for his own church) and
- and even his dog! And even his dog fleas!
his home, overwhelmed with debt, God the Father, he will disappear from radar and found refuge there in hell?
* mordieu, Zounds, Cordieu, jarnidieu and other rallying cries ... I owe some one (a mate!) who do not wish
- But you can m'indexer under the name of your choice (I admit) a kind flower name with or without thorns, it will fit me better ...
that I quote! While Monik Dierckx (ah, girlfriends Jipéji! What they can not imagine!) pretends to be surprised
- Why this relentlessly jubilant?
and
- In your youth, young man, a reverend Jesuit father thee he pressed against his knees and slammed his sledgehammer (your panties down ... revealing traces of braking ... your little ass chubby pink and anus ... well ... Clear your little willy wet and confused ... fearfully hidden between your legs ... you squeezed hard against each other ... Trembling with rage and shame) at the entrance (primary section, first door on the right, in the basement, down ... which is the entry side Cathedral Saint-Aubin, of course ... not the street from Brussels ) College of Notre Dame de la Paix in Namur ... which he was the "gatekeeper" and the warden in charge of religious discipline and corporal punishment? A chaplain of a troop of Cub Scouts or leg or Plante ... great friend of your Christian family, he wanted ... with the help of your parents Christians ... introduce you to the joys of bike single seat (without handles for the passenger? it does not matter, glue yourself to my back and hold me by the waist, tight!) and camping in a small tent Trapper (in one place? it does not matter, I have a large sleeping bag, one might make two, we will tighten up a little! ) in the Ardennes? A Father Professor thee he lent books (blacklisted) and ... foisted fags and cigars (stunning) and ... to drink beverages (heady) in his office-room duties and withholding-room-chapel and confessional on the second floor of the building (between the two playgrounds) College of Saint Boniface in Ixelles ... where your parents have set thee to Christian boarding school (with the son of a bitch, colonists, diplomats and officers, sergeants, corporals and privates of BAF) ... lest you do not lose the faith of your baptism and the taste of the uniform or the barracks at the Athenaeum-military camp Rösrath, near Cologne, Germany occupied? It is time for you to do your coming out, Jongen, niewaar? Tell your childhood perverse confess your sins of the flesh, the Lord pardon!
to analyze myself ...
** So a show-high mass (with giant screens, laser, clouds of smoke veiled nuns, seizures, conversions funny and wenches, pardoning and remissions, cures of souls in distress, spasms, flashes, lightning, visions , trances , cumshots Early, prolonged orgasms and fucked and other mystical ascents) provided in the Great Hall of the National Forest, at the Antwerp Sportpaleis or King Baudouin stadium Tata
- tickets will they be reimbursed in the parishes where they were purchased?
- Not even sure!
he may be canceled due to poor marketing, poor pre-season ticket sales .. or bad weather ...
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